Caption Contest: Weird Sexual Examinations — Did the ad agency have its head up its ass?

Cancer awareness is serious — and these ads get attention. But. I really don't know what to say about each of these ads. Each one on its own inspires a range of captions. Taken together they tell a story that, well, usually I have a lot to say about this sort of thing, but I am hoping readers will jump in and write some good lines.


Have a field day.