Janglish I Love

The brotherhood (and it is a brotherhood, since there was only one woman in the history) of gaijin copywriters who worked at Dentsu have a habit of sending around the latest bit of egregious engrish (or japlish or janglish as different folks prefer) via email. The number of T-shirts I've seen in Japan that have stopped me dead in my tracks for their bizarre sloganeering is beyond count. However this last week one of the brethren in this odd fraternity sent out this T-shirt for our enjoyment, and I share it with you now hoping that is does not lead to an international incident (or perhaps the end of any international affairs you might be in the midst of). Courtesy of Larry Z: