Web/Tech

October 15, 2008

qwerty oops! wild keyboards from cio magazine

Btvkb Esther Schindler has written a great story about some wild keyboards over at CIO Magazine, starting with the de rigueur Steampunk keyboard, which inspires my consumerist lust. However, there are some other hot new items, including the Bluetooth virtual keyboard, which is not only wireless, but really, keyboardless, since the letters are projected onto a surface. Then there is the hyper-ergonomic kinesis keyboard. All, however, are qwerty keyboards except for the Optimus Maximus, which uses an LCD display that can be customized for each key, making it useful for any language or symbol set, or enabling you to position the keys exactly where you want them: qwerty, dvorak, abcd or your own invention. As long as I can use my typewriter keyboard software — which mimics the sound of using an old Remington and available free from alphaomega software — as I hit the keys, I am happy.

September 09, 2008

How to compute your age in ad-years: new site

Ad_years_age I am horrified, and not surprised at all, to discover that according to this site I am 133 years old. This very funny quiz is a snobbish look at what makes a career. So that by adding years in direct marketing or in pharma advertising you add on decades to your age. I remember an old colleague saying that pharma is where you go in your career to die. Of course, this was from someone in direct, who hated being looked down on by the snotty boys in brand advertising. Go ahead if you dare, learn you age in ad years.It's the self promotion brainchild of a writer/art director team. Of course. It could only be an inside job.

When I started years ago at Compton (swallowed up by a boutique firm they owned a share in called Saatchi) there was a story about an account guy who had worked on Cunard's Queen Elizabeth cruise ship advertising for 10 years. Then he was transferred to Alpo. When asked how he felt about the switch to dog food, he replied "It's all dog food."

A funny and sad story. But for this copywriter, it's all about play. If you can't approach a creative assignment as a puzzle that's fun to solve, you don't belong in the business. Or that particular piece of business. No matter the discipline or the channel.

July 17, 2008

The Interrobang: Americans Are Torturing Prisoners At Gitmo?!?!

75pxinterrobangpalatino No, the interrobang is not a new style of violent interrogation akin to waterboarding. It is a punctuation mark created by a real Mad Man, advertising executive Martin K. Speckter in 1962. A combination of the question mark and exclamation point, it is used at the end of a sentence to convey astonishment, disbelief or to ask a rhetorical question.

The word itself comes from a combination of the printer’s jargon for the question mark “the interrogation point” and the exclamation point — the “bang.” Unfortunately, the use of an interrobang at the end of the question in the headline is appropriate, since the fact that we are torturing prisoners is astonishing, unbelievable, and unfortunately true as Jane Mayer's appalling book, “The Dark Side: The Inside Story of How the War on Terror Turned Into a War on American Ideals,” proves beyond a doubt. Perhaps we will read a headline that ends with an interrobang someday that says "Bush Administration Officials Arrested For War Crimes!?"

Speckter's new punctuation mark never caught on, even though Specter used it in ads his agency created for accounts like The Wall Street Journal. Seems much more appropriate to use for a tabloid though.

It actually appeared on a typewriter (not however the Hermes model used by Douglas Adams that is currently up for auction) in the 60s. It was on a Remington that I’d like to add to my collection of Empires, Royals, Olivettis, Hammonds, Olivers, Smiths and Franklins. (Yes, I am afflicted with the collecting bug, and as a writer, typewriters speak to me.

And typographers include it with some fonts. It’s even available on many computers. On a Mac, four different versions can be found in the wingdings 2 font. Simply hit the ` ~ key, the ] } key, the 6 ^ key, or the - _ key and you'll be able to add this unusual punctuation to your documents.

I have to say, I don’t like the use of it in advertising. It’s kind of cheap, like the star burst, which is hated by creatives and loved by clients everywhere. In fact, a rather amusing ad was posted today to adsoftheworld by an agency in Columbia that addressed just this issue of the star burst. You can see it below — it adds to my collection of print ads that use a toilet as the location of the action.

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However, I do think the interrobang works well in comic books, and one typographer has created aFrtiz_interrobang variation of the interrobang for the Fritz font that I like very much, seen at right. And I do think the more traditional(!) interrobang works well in a tabloid. Both are less formal venues. Which brings me to this venue: while the interrobang exists in some Unicode fonts, I can’t seem to be able to use it here except as a graphic. Too bad.

84pxcopyrightstatusquestionsvg1 Then there is the symbol that appears almost entirely on the web: the copyright question mark. I have yet to determine its proper use though. Unlike copyleft, which offers up the usage of the material for non-profit use with proper attribution, I assume the copyright question mark is used when a web publisher uses material of uncertain copyright status, and wishes to make that known.

So what would a copyright interrobang mean?

July 16, 2008

The Plight of the Bumblebee: Viral Ad Campaign That Leaves A Bitter Taste

Beeboy Häagen Dazs has placed an entertaining if somewhat long video on YouTube to drive viewers to a site about the urgent problem of colony collapse and mass die-offs of bees.

The die off is just another sign that we are destroying our environment, and that the system that supports our own food chain is in serious danger. But that’s not why I bring up the campaign.

As an advertising creative, I get frustrated when an interesting and fun idea to publicize an important issue is ruined by poor user experience. Just another sign that the social network environment is being polluted by poorly thought through work.

At least the video is fun. But if you decide to go to the site, helpthehoneybee.com it’s first and foremost a site for Häagen Dazs, that requires yet another click to if you want to do something to help.  So once you click again, you get another introductory screen, no product this time, but you still have to click again to “join the mission.” To top it off, loading time is for the animation is slow and the show isn't worth the wait. But I waited for two reasons — first because the cause interests me. And of course out of professional intereste.

So finally we get to a page with bees in a field and a hive menu that takes yet another minute to reveal itself. Finally there is a choice that says “How You Can Help.” First time I click on it, all I get is an instruction to explore the meadow. Tells me that different plants and flowers are important. Stop the presses on this news. So I try the “How You Can Help” menu again.

This time it takes me to some copy that offers me a lesson plan (I didn’t see where this was directed to teachers, but okay) and several other paths to take: Plant a Seed, Donate, Help The Beekeepers, and Tell A Friend.

Seems donating might be something to do to help. Click there and you learn Häagen Dazs is giving money to twoQueerjububee universities to study the problem. And you can too. Okay, so if you decide to donate to Penn State you’re sent to a Penn page that doesn’t refer to bees at all. You’re just giving money to the university. Not very satisfying. But you’ve taken a lot of time to learn that Häagen Dazs is giving money to solve this problem. They could have told me that at the end of the video. Well. What else?  Okay, if you click back on the main menu to learn what else they are doing they repeat the donation claim, and then mention their new ice cream flavor, Vanilla Honey Bee.

Tell A Friend? Here is at least a fun viral component where you get to design your own cool looking bee and send it to friends so they can learn Häagen Dazs is giving money on a slow and clunky site. Not very original, but cute nonetheless. Why do I feel Ben & Jerry would have done a better job?

Good idea. Lame execution. And I don't feel that I've helped the bees in any way. I feel I've taken a long time for a PR message. Not so sweet guys.

May 31, 2008

What's your type?

There was more than a flurry of activity today in the worldwide Yahoo group devoted to typewriter collecting. A story on BBC News about current sales of typewriters led with a visual of words on a page between a ribbon and the platen: To be continued...
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The debate was simple — the words didn't look like they were typewritten at all. They had the smooth look of laser printing. Someone suggested it had been typed and then photo shopped to look this way.

Regardless, this typewriter collector was thrilled to hear there is still a factor in India somewhere turning them out. And that thousands still buy new typewriters in Japan, where the challenges of two syllabalaries and thousands of ideograms makes a traditional western typewriter useless. And just how does one spell syllabalary?

January 09, 2008

Agitated about gay men and washing machines...

Okay, I understand the desire to collect old machines. In the last year I fell down the ebay antique typewriter rabbit hole and have yet to emerge. In an small Manhattan apartment I have more than a dozen machines ranging from a Franklin circa 1892 to the typewriter that's part of the Museum of Modern Art's design collection — the Olivetti Lettera 22, circa 1959. But washing machines? I mean, it's true I've met some Speed Queens at the Saint but this?
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Clearly you've got to live in the burbs. And permanently set on spin. I jest. Who am I to throw mud at people who are certainly just a little compulsive about cleanliness when I've gotten more than one shirt dirty with typewriter ribbons and oil. Over at Automaticwasher.org you can see just how serious these guys are. And most of them are indeed guys. And yes, many of them gay guys. Hey, when you can buy a detergent called Fab for camp value, collection value and stain removal I have to shut my lid. In fact, I really should come clean — I'd be happy to marry a man with a washing machine collection. If he could stand the ink stains.   
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January 07, 2008

Speaking of Ray...

His recent post on Facebook and Fidelity was right on the money in so many ways:

For a free service, Facebook is getting expensive. Not just for Microsoft, but for the users who maintain their social network. Dealing with Pokes, Invites and Scrabulous take time, effort and bandwidth. As the popularity and membership of Facebook increases, the cost for not participating grows as well. Just as there are costs associated with not having a telephone or email address, the social and economic pressure to join these sites can be readily felt.

That's just the start of a deep conversation on social networks and the quality of information and meaning they provide (or don't). Coupled with his post on micro-celebrity — and just about everything else I read on weatherpattern.com — I don't know why I'm not finding more links to this smart writing as I wander around the web. Guess he hasn't mentioned Britney Spears enough. Hey Ray, sorry I missed you on New Year's Eve.

December 17, 2007

TheLast Generation — CBS sets phaser to stun and fires Star Trek web site staff

Informationweek reports that CBS has fired the entire production staff at StarTrek.com, a site which has operated for the past 13 years, housing news, features, images and video related to the original Star Trek series — not to mention the numerous movies, sequels and prequels it generated.

While I haven’t been a fan for years, I am really surprised to hear this. True, I don’t know the business case for keeping the site up — honestly half the time I can’t see the profitability model for most sites — but I know that Trekkies are a very dedicated bunch. And there is advertising on the site — not to mention promotions and sales for Star Trek ringtones.

Back in 1967 when NBC announced they were canceling the original show, tens of thousands of fans wrote in and saved it (I was one of them — a member of Vulcanian Enterprises, the NY Star Trek fan club and we generated a lot of letters). Next season NBC tried to cancel it again and the same thing happened.

The fan base is so devoted that they have become worthy of anthropological study. After all, this is a franchise that has been going strong now for 40 years. Over at Boing Boing they note that the show ihas become the subject of academic study — with a group of religious studies professors in Canada, Britain and the United States contributing essays to a scholarly book entitled Star Trek and Sacred Ground: Explorations of Star Trek, Religion, and American Culture. I would have never guessed back when I was 16 and going to my first SF Worldcon.

So will an email writing campaign save startrek.com? As a gay man angry with our invisibility on the show, I have to say at this point I don’t really care.

November 08, 2007

The First Text Message From The MTA: Read It Here

It was reported yesterday that the MTA will soon start sending text messages to commuters to alert them to problems on the subway so that they might take an alternate route. Luckily, I am one of the few who are part of the beta testing of the system. So here you can see the results of their latest multi-million dollar initiative:
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November 07, 2007

The Royal Road Trip & My ebay Experience

Iron_whim The first chapter of Darren Wershler-Henry’s book The Iron Whim tells the story of a “performance art” (and I use that term with all the editorial comment that quotes around the phrase can confer) piece in which a writer dropped a Royal typewriter out of a car window as it sped through the desert at 90mph. The piece was called Royal Road Trip.

I feel as though I have been experiencing this same road trip while sitting right at home receiving packages from the USPS sent by ebay sellers.

Yes, I’ve bought typewriters at auction on ebay, and in fact for the most part it has been a positive experience. But then there’s that other part…

First there was the Blickensderfer 7 that came with the wooden case literally ripped apart and the carriage return lever cracked off. There was the Royal X, which came with the platen knob cracked into so many pieces. And yesterday an L.C. Smith Premier 2 arrived with the carriage completely ripped from the body of the machine, with twisted metal, screws, springs and ball bearings rattling in the box before I even opened it. Heartbreaking to see what was clearly a fine old machine severely damaged and certainly beyond my ability to repair it.

Now of course, I have emailed every seller before shipping, including the excellent packing instructions provided so thoughtfully by Mike Campbell on his website. But I am starting to be really angry that these old machines — most not so rare but still part of a rapidly diminishing mechanical legacy — are being destroyed by careless packing. And what must surely be a concerted effort on the part of the Post Office to take a hammer to any large box marked FRAGILE.

For those who might be wondering about the monetary questions around such purchases I can say that the seller of the Blickensderfer was quite upset by the damage and took care of everything needed in order to get me a speedy refund — a sad but positive experience. I don’t care about the Royal because it’s the machine I intend to take apart for practice in my rather insane desire to learn how to take apart a machine and put it back together -- madness given my rather non-mechanical nature. So here a cracked knob is just part of the deal, and I have no attachment to success. The Smith Premier arrived in its awful condition yesterday, and in communications with the seller, he says he has started the process to claim the insurance to get me a refund.

I would have dearly preferred to have the machines as advertised. But since that is no longer an option in this reality frame, I want the money back. I wonder how many people have similar experiences.