The ongoing Chinese food scandals have now rocked the U.K. sex toy market. Seems that melamine in dangerous levels has been found in a chocolate flavoring used to make the sucking all the sweeter. A spokesman for the British Food Standards Agency, in alerting the nation to this clear and present danger, said:
"We’ve never had to put out an alert before on 'willy spread' – chocolate-flavoured or otherwise."
Even better, Ann Summers, the owner of the sex toy chain (and of course, chains are sex toys) gave me even more of a laugh with this quote:
"As a responsible retailer we have tested all of our chocolates and even before the FSA alert was issued had taken all relevant steps to remove the chocolate willy spread product that could be affected by this issue."
Just how are they testing the willy spread? And do they need help?
Indeed. The melamine scare has had a drastic effect on chocolate flavored sex toys. That's why its only logical to stay away from those, especially from the ones made in China until the smoke has cleared.
Posted by: Brutal Dildos | June 24, 2009 at 09:39 AM